Carrie Underwood Nipple Poke Malfunction at Music Awards

Carrie Underwood nipple slip malfunction music awardsOh yes, ladies. You’ve heard of VPL, as in Visible Panty Lines? Well, we’re talking about VNP, Visible Nipple Pokes.

Those who can’t achieve the perfect nipple erection on their own can have some help in the form of bodyperks nipple enhancers. For a mere $19.99, you just insert these over your own nipple in your shirt and voilà, instant high beams.

Umm, well, that is if you’re into that sort of thing, which it appears celebrities like Jessica Alba and Carrie Underwood apparently are. This leads us to ask you: is it hot to flash your perky points or are you planning on keeping yours hidden?