Oh yes, ladies. You’ve heard of VPL, as in Visible Panty Lines? Well, we’re talking about VNP, Visible Nipple Pokes.
Those who can’t achieve the perfect nipple erection on their own can have some help in the form of bodyperks nipple enhancers. For a mere $19.99, you just insert these over your own nipple in your shirt and voilà, instant high beams.
Life is pretty good when you can sit down at the computer and with a click of a button see an extremely hot country singer’s nipple. Of course I’m talking about Taylor Swift at the Academy of Country Music Awards on Sunday where her size A’s managed to slip out of her dress right into the loving (and at times creepy) embrace of the Internet. I have no clue how it happened with them being as big as a walnut but darn tooting I’m glad they did.
In 2006, Hilton had another malfunction while filming her music video for Stars are Blind in Los Angeles. This time she was dancing on a beach and accidentally pulled down her own swimsuit top while lip synching for the camera, briefly exposing a breast. Of course, Paris just kept right on looking sexy.
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Serena in Barbados experiencing a major swimsuit malfunction.
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